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Caught off-guard by the invitation to the magic tea shop, Ashley shook her head, and claimed she'd never been there before. She soon regretted this lie, for Grace and Sarah immediately insisted on introducing her to it. 

Once there, Ashley did everything in her power to distract Grace and Sarah from seeing the plaque celebrating her as a regular, and exceptionally enthusiastic, customer.

As tends to happen with sitcom-style hijinks, these attempts at distraction escalated, inevitably resulting in Ashley drinking far more tea than even she regularly would, and with all sorts of varied side effects.

Ashley wound up admitting to it in the end anyway, as there's only so long Ashley of all people could keep lying without something greater being at stake than her embarrassment.

Miraculously, this confession was the only reason Grace and Sarah learned the truth. At no point had they ever noticed the plaque.