Arthur the train conductor is ready to railroad this story back on track!
(I don't normally include preview images here, but hey, this one deserves it.)
I've already covered most of the things that inspired this storyline (basically one thing left), but since then, I've thought of fun ways to both complete my commentary / critique of Fable 2 while also having a bit of fun at my own expense, so... Here we go. Up next, Parable, Part 2: Actually Doing The Main Story.
Unless I decide it should be part 3. We did spend a fair amount of time in town.