- "Why did we keep going on dates?!"

"What are you doing, Monday comic?!"

"Monday is merely the day upon which I was posted! Through hard work and perseverance, I know I can be a Friday comic!"

"You think it that simple to defy tradition? The natural order of things?! You are for beginnings, denouements, and the resolution of cliffhangers! You cannot be a cliffhanger yourself!"

"I believe I have just proven otherwise."

- EGSNP