That's one way to attack with a magic wand.
Not the best way, mind, but knee jerk reactions rarely consider the long term.
And... Wait. I named someone Kevin?
OH NO! WHO AM I GOING TO UNFAIRLY BLAME NOW?!
Um... Steve? No, I know a Steve. Well, two Steves. One Steve was vastly superior to the other Steve.
Look, I'll figure it out. Maybe there can be two Kevins? Or I could just blame this wand for things?