So cool. Much melon. I believe the actual expression is "cool as a cucumber", but I like watermelon, so there.
I sometimes wonder what people expect me to be like in person. I haven't been seen in the wild (aka "attended a convention") since 2007, and most of what people would expect would be based on the contents of these comics, their commentaries, and my ramblings on social media.
I'm not sure in-person me would match up to whatever expectations one might have, particularly since I can go on-and-on with text and generally minimize how much I talk in person. If I have anything complicated to say, I can be more clear about it in text, anyway.