Wait, why did Tedd's ID get him in? His dad arranged him with clearance for things? For... Field trips? To top secret places? Or something?
I'm going to have to invent an entire storyline to explain why he has such clearance if I'm going to make any sense of this, aren't I? Oh well. It's supposed to be an underfunded, low security facility. Maybe any ID that sounds vaguely valid would do.
Wait, how'd they know it was on the second--I NEED TO STOP ASKING THESE QUESTIONS.
Commentary added October 20, 2014