
To be perfectly clear, authorial intent was that those were extremely innocent whispers about whether one bed would be appropriate under the circumstances for literal sleep, and they decided it was probably best to go with two.
I can't stop any other head canons, but then I also can't stop any head canons in which they're actually plotting a bank heist. Head canons are the wild west of canons.
I know you might have read that the lawlessness of the "wild west" has been exaggerated in fiction, but we also can't stop all the head canons out there that say it was complete lawlessness.
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