Hello, this is Minion again. I received this image in my e-mail this morning, and I'm not sure what to make of it. It could document what Dan has seen of the pirate squirrel's day-to-day routine, but it could also just be some thing he drew for fun or in a state of delusional madness.

Assuming this is an accurate portrayal of a day in the life of a pirate squirrel, they sail not in ships, but in trees. This raises several logistical questions, but perhaps the other squirrels' lack of regard for the pirate squirrel are evidence that such logistical questions needs not be asked given the apparent madness of the pirate squirrel.

In any case, I hope Dan will return soon. If he's wearing an eye patch, I'll be certain to confiscate it. Assuming, of course, he still has two eyes. If he only has one, he can wear the patch, as that would get gross fast.