Comic for Thursday, Jun 24, 2010

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Posted June 24, 2010 at 1:00 am
Okay. So. This one is complicated. I'm not even sure where to begin.

It's... well, it's Grace. That much is clear. Her antennae are visible, so she must not be out in public, so... yeah. This is probably taking place at Tedd's house? Or Ellen's house. It's someplace where people won't freak out at her freaky antennae, anyway. She might be in LA.

And... she has a beak. Not a duck beak. You might think that's a duck beak, but no. It's a different sorta beak. It's not a goose beak. I know, that would be my second guess, too. My third guess would be a Cockatoo, but we could go all day on this, so let's skip ahead to my 2,746th guess and say it's a platypus beak.

This most likely means that her beak is rubbery, but the transformation gun is only as faithful to the actual animal as the person programming it, so that beak could be made of diamond or something. It's not, though. I touched it. It's all rubbery and stuff. Kinda gross, really, but you don't have to touch it.

All the other weird bits are also platypus-inspired, but it's merely assumption that they're part of the transformation. I've seen these slippers you can buy, and they make your feet look like bear feet? So she might be wearing platypus slippers. It's just a thought. I'd check, but that rubbery beak is still freaking me out.

Oh, and she looks shorter. I don't know if she really is shorter, though, because this is all chibi-style. For those of you who don't know, "chibi" roughly translates to "it don't look right." As such, we don't actually know how big or small she is. Maybe she's a giant. I should probably know, seeing as I touched the beak, but it was just so icky that I don't remember.

I think that about covers it. I'm gonna go play some video games now. They've got this thing now where you can swing something that looks like a long bar of soap around and it makes stuff on the screen move. It's awesome, and you can go bowling with it without having to pay to wear someone else's stinky shoes. You could even wear no shoes if you wanted. I won't tell anyone.

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