I don't know what happened. I sat down with the intent to write a super dramatic comic. I had my dramatic music playlist playing, I printed out a photo of Michael Caine and taped it to my computer monitor, and I even ate some vegetables.
End result? A comic about villainous plans to kick puppies and steal sandwiches.
Oh well. Can't win them all. At least this presents an opening for speculation about Tom being a vampire.