[i]Yub nub, eee chop yub nub;
Ah toe meet toe peechee keene,
G'noop dock fling oh ah...[/i]

Whoops, sorry. Defaulted into the Ewok Celebration song. I'd note that the linked Wookieepedia article contains spoilers, but really, who HASN'T seen Star Wars? Honestly.

I've pretty much done the equivalent of exactly this in ze real Magic game, and let me tell you something: there are few things as satisfying as attacking someone for a whole mess of damage with a bird that has a base attack power of zero.

For anyone wondering why the elf didn't attack, she's unable to due to having been activated for energy this turn (Justin activated all four trees and the Elf Gardener to cast Unstompable Stompede). Not that her attacking was particularly necessary under the circumstances anyway.