I’m, uh, sure that horse is fine. Really. What horse wouldn’t be okay after being thrown by a Jackie Chan-like person?
For the record, “China-man” is quoting Shanghai Noon, and the person who said it in this comic got a horse thrown at them. I’m pretty sure that bit about the drunk horse is also based on that movie, as is the weird nose. I shouldn’t call it weird, though. I think Owen Wilson just had a broken nose at some point.