"The mighty Greg pressed play"? Well, I guess he is mighty, and he did press play. Also, his name is Greg. Story checks out.
I think this was written at a time when the idea of a human being not owning one or more cell phones wasn't a crazy one. I have trouble remembering such a time. What was it like before constant interweb connections? I can't even being to...
Wait... I was born in the eighties... I experienced dial-up! OH NO! IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME!