It's entirely possibly the block isn't actually saying any of that, but nobody can prove that, so there.
I was going to just write some of those things in a commentary, but then I felt like I'd tossed a bowling ball down a really steep snowy mountain and was opting never to check on where it wound up.
Also, I think Writer's Block's faces are hilarious.
I really wanted to show some of the places people were coming from with their opinions on romantic options in games, and how fair and valid they all are. I didn't think I could really get these across with Diane and Tedd, hence the block stepping in.
At least, I think they're fair and valid? They seem pretty fair and valid.
In any case, I don't think it's as simple as one right answer.