SSSHHH!

I'm having FUN.

And to share that fun...

1. Reference to Commander Riker growing a beard in season two of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Pretty much a mandatory beard to have with Susan.
   
   
2. Jamie Hyneman's walrus mustache from Mythbusters. And possibly also not on Mythbusters.
   
   
3. Saruman from The Lord Of The Rings. Sauron and Saruman are basically the Sarah and Susan of Middle Earth, name-wise.
   
   
4. A mustache similar to those found on traders in the first first Fable game. The "twader" is in reference to how I remember at least one speaking in the first game.
   
   Fun fact, I have a speech impediment of my own. Not that one, but I have a lot of trouble making the right "s", "sh", and "th" sounds. I can do it, sure, but if you ever hear me pause slightly before saying "sit", now you know why.
   
   
5. The beard of some guy named Tensaided who runs a video rental shop that somehow persists.