Diane: "Like, have you ever carried around shoes? On a DATE?"
Rhoda: "I'd put them in a bag."
Diane: "I mean yes, OBVIOUSLY, but would you carry a bag AND a purse?!"
Rhoda: "I'm not carrying a purse."
Diane: "You're not? Wait a minute, you're not! How are you getting away with that?!"
Rhoda: "All will be revealed in due time."
Diane: "???"