I'd say it's a bit strange that I'm writing this, as I generally don't like being touched.
At the same time, I have sat closely with friends without dating before, and it's been good.
So maybe it's not so weird.
This commentary is brought to you by a tired cartoonist who created the majority of the above comic after getting a crown put on one of their teeth, which I don't THINK makes me a cyborg, but is closer than most.