This is the sort of joke that couldn't possibly get me in trouble, right? Ha ha ha
HEY LOOK! IS THAT A DEMONIC DUCK OF SOME SORT?!
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This is the part where I'd run away if this wasn't a commentary.
I'm not sure who is texting Rhoda. Think about it for a moment: Does Hanma have a phone? Probably not. Hanma could have told Susan about Ashley, but Susan would naturally contact Catalina, not Rhoda, so... WHO SENT IT?!
The world may never know.