Alternate line for the last panel of this comic:

"I'm going to wind up with a teleport spell with similar results one of these days, aren't I?"

I like the line, but what's in comic is more in character and doesn't feel like foreshadowing something I'm not actually foreshadowing, unless it turns out later that I would have been, in which case I will curse to the heavens and say "it could have been foreshadowed, but it wasn't! And now I'm going to drown my sorrow in cheesecake, and I don't mean metaphorical cheesecake! I mean actual cheesecake! The kind that makes me want to call it pie, because it's always one layer, and now I'm wondering if there's cheese pie! Is that a thing?!"

Actually... Wait. Is there double-layered cheesecake out there? Dare I dream of such a thing?