"Okay, so you would become a grey, anthropomorphic bunny woman."

"Wh-what?! No! I-I said 'Conan the barbarian'!"

"You would also want your best friend to become an anthropomorphic fox."

"I-I didn't say anything of the--"

"And he wants the same."

"I--what?"

Hold on. I intended to make a joke about someone who had claimed to want to be Conan the Barbarian really wanting to be an anthropormorphic rabbit, and it's somehow snowballed into a furry transformation love story centered around two best friends mutually shipping characters from Zootopia. I don't know how this happened, and I probably shouldn't take it any further, but let it be known that I apologize for nothing.