So no one told you war was never gonna change... *Clap clap clap clap*
The jerk who shoots you in Fallout New Vegas (well, the first jerk who shoots you) is voiced by none other than Matthew Perry of Friends fame. Making that jerk resemble and talk like Chandler from Friends is, therefore, the most obvious joke possible, but there was a time when that show was important to me, darn it, so here it is!
Granted, I can't imagine Chandler saying "holy cats", but it seemed appropriate somehow.
His hair in this comic is inspired by Chandler's hair in season one, which might not have been the best season overall, but was the best season for hair. Voluminous hair dominated, and both Chandler and Joey's hair never recovered after season two. Granted, Ross's hair was an exception to this, but Ross is Ross. His hair needed to have a certain Ross quality to it, and could not be expected to be as spectacular as Chandler and Joey's hair.
I know what some of you are thinking: "This is a comic commentary, and Dan is just pretending to have strong opinions about Friends hairstyles." NO. THIS IS SINCERE. STRONG FRIENDS HAIR OPINIONS EXIST.
...Huh. I think I just realized where Justin got that character trait from.
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or two hundred years...
Meanwhile, in Fallout 4 settlement building...
"PIVOT!"