Because no feelings have ever being explored during a party in this comic.

That awkward moment when you want to elaborate so people will ask you fewer questions but future comics are also going to elaborate which is better and more natural than you doing so in commentary so you shut your typing finger mouths but you still have to write a decent commentary so you write a super long run on sentence that is probably awkward to read but presents the reader with the challenge of reading it all out loud as fast as they can but now you've made it too long to probably do in one breath which takes a lot of the fun out of it which results in you concluding that the commentary has FAILED.

But hey, short shorts! Also, I totally wound up rewording the dialogue in this comic like a billion times. I had to employ time travel to post it on the right day.