And so it was that, in an effort to make everyone who lied suspect that all the others were lying as well, Diane addressed the cafeteria.
Knowing full well that only those who had dated her were likely to take her words seriously, and that she would undoubtedly be mocked for her actions, she thrust herself upon her metaphorical sword, and...
...Um... Wait. What is...?
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Did Diane just roll a natural 20 on a charisma check or something?