I'm not sure what exactly those "thwacks" are reminding me of, but they're making me think of some logo animation or something one might have seen on television back in the days before flat screens and horrible reality television. Really, there are probably multiple things I could be thinking of. 

In hindsight, finding men attractive isn't that much of a distraction for Susan. I mean, it can be, but... Well, we're getting ahead of ourselves.

Seriously, how can you not appreciate Susan even at a time when I wasn't necessarily writing her to be appreciated? She hit Tony with three magic hammers WITHOUT DROPPING HER LUNCH TRAY. That is AWESOME. Your argument is invalid. Susan wins.

Commentary added October 7, 2014