It is my understanding that there are many conflicting opinions regarding this possible outcome, and I am nearly prepared to listen to all of them. Just one second.
(Drops letter, runs out of room. Door slams. Sound of car starting, then driving away with screeching tires. Distant sound of airplane taking off, then flying.)
(After waiting patiently for what seems like ages, you check your watch, realize it has been nearly four hours, and decide to check the note)
"If you would like a version of this story in which things ultimately go unrequited, please consider Justin and Elliot, Catalina and Susan, and Susan and Justin."