Me - "Darn it, Grace and Tedd aren't downstairs yet, and I want Susan to address this right away."
Also me, doing an Emperor from Star Wars impression - "We can use this to our advantage..."
If you're unfamiliar with said Emperor, imagine my squirrel avatar wearing a face covering hooded robe and talking in a... Sort of a gravely voice? I'm not sure how to describe it. Maybe imagine a Batman voice instead? If you're unfamiliar with that, I don't know what to suggest. You'll think of something, I'm sure.